The Empire Strikes Back SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)

Текст песни "The Empire Strikes Back — SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)"

Penny for your thoughts
"I hate Brenda! And a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all over my pants."
There's nothing a little music can't help

Rockin', rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun
I said "Seagulls...mmgh! Stop it now!"

Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did, and they did
Had me goin' like

Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then, got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?

Run, run, run, jump
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump
And stop, put me down

I love to groove and boogie
"Great."
Show you some dance moves
"No, I don't want you to."
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds
"You're a psycho weiner."
Let me grab my beater

"Stop it please, don't hit me
Please, don't hit me."
"Come on man, quit that banging."

Hey, what's that stank?
"You put a fish in our basket"
Yeah, I forgot I did that
"You owe me an apology"
Just hold your breath and see,
When the time is right, birds will bite your face

Now run, run, run, jump
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump
Now breathe

That's good
Like that
Like that

One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"

Listen boy, someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there, screaming "Come help me please!"
The seagulls poke your knees

Stop it now

"Yeah, whatever, you're sort of pitchy."
Mhh, didn't like it?
"Listen man, I'm not your friend."
Hmm. Don't fall asleep.
Don't fall asleep.