Man on the Internet Metal Crusher [Undertale the Musical #23]

Текст песни "Man on the Internet — Metal Crusher [Undertale the Musical #23]"

[Mettaton]
So welcome back to this metal attack
With a human losing their soul tonight, that's a fact!
They cannot scream, they cannot hope or dream,
Tonight's proceedings do not work like that!

[Alphys]
I'm so sorry!

[Mettaton]
Good doctor, do not be!
It's the chance of a lifetime to get to see me!
Now sit down, little one, this is going to be fun!
You will be a star, then you'll burn like one!

Now let's see my name in lights, my dear
You'll wish you'd be up there with me
Hope you put up a good fight, my dear
No one's stopped this celebrity!

[Alphys]
Please keep calm, there's no cause for alarm,
He's a really sweet guy, though he means you harm,

[Mettaton]
I've got style, I've got grace, and you're such a disgrace,
That it won't be long until you buy the farm!
Don't even try, I am such a swell guy,

[Alphys]
I just don't think it's right to make a little kid cry!

[Mettaton]
No one asked you, Alphys, we're rolling, quiet please!
It's the role of a lifetime – tonight, they die!

Now please don't be afraid, my dear!
You're swell, you're fab, and I'm beauty,
They'll throw me a huge parade, my dear!
Once machinery kicks your booty!

[Alphys] (Spoken)
Okay, just… just calm down! I made Mettaton, I know how to work around him! All you have to do is-

[Mettaton]
Uh-uh-uh! Doctor,no cheating!

(Sung)
No no no, doctor, this is my show,
And we can't have you interfere!
Stick around, come and watch tonight's show,
Same time, same channel, I'll be here!

[Mettaton] (Spoken)
Come call me when you want actual dramatic tension! Have a nice pilot! Goodbye!