JT Music Get Schwifty Numero Dos (Rick and Morty Rap)

Текст песни "JT Music — Get Schwifty Numero Dos (Rick and Morty Rap)"

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!

Oh no Rick, the Cromulons are back again!
Oh wow Morty, th-th-that's uncanny
It's almost as if two pathetic YouTube guys
Decided to make their own musical tribute to Rick and Morty's adventures
An-and they couldn't think of a more original way to start the song
Wait, what are you talking about?
Nevermind, that doesn't make nay sense
Morty and MC Bulldops back in the hizzy
All my glip lops, all my glip glops, put your hands in the air
Morty, Morty, drop me a fat beat
Okay, Rick

Representin' Earth C-137
Y-You won't get a better-
Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension
ARREST HIM!
HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES!
None of which were sexual
Everybody consented
[*burp*]
I get up in the morning
Pull my Morty out of bed
Time for another demented adventure again
Every time we come this close to ending up dead
Remember when we buried ourselves?
That messed with my head!
Yeah, that was dark
It's in the past though, Morty
I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly
No way, I was a victim of a Jelly Bean Predator
Think of it this way, Morty
You're just building more character

Beth, let's be serious
Your father's off his rocker
I've got no regrets, Jerry
[*burp*]
But I can't speak for my daughter
Oh my god, this family's such an embarrassment
Nobody asked you, Summer
Come back when you become relevant

You have the formula for Dark Matter
Hand it to me!
Check between my asscheeks
If you want the recipe I'll shock you like a mindfuck
Call it Inception
Just like Scary Terry
I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD, BITCH!

Oh hi, Jessica!
Morty, ignore that chick
Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices
Why would anyone ever need any more than that, Rick?
Morty, trust me
You're gonna get bored of that quick

DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT!

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

I gotta go to school, Rick
That's what my parents say
Shut up, Morty
[*burp*]
You don't have any friends there anyway
Well at least when I had a kid
I stuck around!
You raised him pretty well
He destroyed the whole fucking town
A sexbot, Morty
That's the best you can do
You needed me to get Jessica interested in you
Well, don't forget you couldn't make it work out with Unity
Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks!
LOOK AT ME!

I'm fed up with always getting taken for granted
I should've killed your ass at the festival back on Purge Planet!
Whoa, Morty, I'm impressed, that was pretty harsh
Sorry, Rick, I gotta lay off the Yummy Yums bars
It's all good, little man
My homies got our back!
Bird Person
Squanchy
Even Reverse Giraffe!
[*scream*]
Just a parasite, it's under control
Good job, Rick!
Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole!

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

YEAHH!
Rick And Morty
Morty And Rick
Track number-number two
NUMERO DOS!
YEAHH!
This is our song
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Get Schwifty

Morty on the mic
And I'm high on Purgenol
I'll set fire to this track
Before I fuckin' burn you all!
You know I may not be smart
But I've got a lot of heart
I make all the tough calls
Like the time I killed Fart

Yeah Morty, we'll do-
We'll do whatever it costs
To get that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce!
Even it if means calling the Seal Team Ricks
Just kidding
LICK MY BALLS, YOU TALENTLESS DICKS!

I'm the one true Morty
And that's a fact
Alone we aren't much
But we are strong as a pack!
I'm the Mortiest Morty
And that makes me pretty awesome
Careful, a Cocky Morty
Can lead to some real problems

Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz!
Watchin' Ball Fondlers, it's the shit!
Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick!
Kalaxian Crystals, give me a hit

I survived Anatomy Park
Get on my level
I made Satan my bitch
Now he calls me The Devil
Portal hoppin' every day
It's my favorite hobby
Shut the door!
Can't you see that I'm Squanching?!

You couldn't trick me with a million-layered simulation
Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation
I've got a solution for any bad situation
Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation

Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub
Schwifty
Get Schwifty
Wubba lubba dub dub

Yeah motherfuckers
Rick and Morty
Ah, Rick and Morty Rap
Ah uh yeahhhhhh
Season 3, Rick and Morty Rap
Season 3, Rick and Morty
Um, all day, all night
Only, well, only on
Fuck... on ah Sunday nights
But yeahhhhhh