Undertale the Musical #15 Undyne

Текст песни "Undertale the Musical — #15 Undyne"

[Papyrus]
[Spoken]
Isn't this great, human? We're off on a grand adventure together!

[Sung]
I can't believe it, I made a friend, who likes me for me, even though our date wasn't great!
My style and charm have won over a human, who enjoys good spaghetti, I think this must be fate!
When I tell Undyne – wait, I probably shouldn't do that, she'll be mad, she might have, then throw, a cow…
Oh, um, er… huh...
I'm sorry, human, that was my phone ringing… uh-oh… that would be her calling right now...

[Spoken]
I've, er… got to take this! I'm so sorry! I'll be right back! Probably!

[Monster Kid]
Hiya, buddy! You ditch your parents, too? Ah, man, I don't blame ya! They say Undyne's in the area, and it would be so COOL to meet up with her! I mean, she's just, like, the most awesome royal guard person ever, and I wanna be like her one day, and… and my parents are such JERKS for saying I can't leave the house! Oh! Sorry! I didn't introduce myself! I'm Monster Kid! What's your name? OOH! OOH! Shhh! That's her! That's her right over there!

[Undyne]
He usually picks up on the first or second ring… what’s going on with him?

[Papyrus]
H-hi, Undyne! I'm here with my daily report! R-regarding that human I called you about earlier…

[Undyne]
Did you fight them?

[Papyrus]
Well, y-yes! Of course I did! I fought them valiantly!

[Undyne]
Did you capture them?

[Papyrus]
Well… n-no…

[Undyne]
WHAT?

[Papyrus]
I tried! I tried very hard, Undyne! B-but I failed…

[Undyne]
Ugh...

[Sung]

[Undyne]
If you want something done right, you do it on your own…

[Papyrus]
[Spoken]
Or, you know, with the help of the royal guard… in training...

[Undyne]
I'll rip out their SOUL myself, and break their little bones!

[Papyrus]
[Spoken]
I can't help but feel that was a personal attack! A-and you don't need to destroy them! You see… Y-you see… I… I… had something to say…

[Undyne]
With their SOUL, we can go home, this battle we'll have won!

[Papyrus]
[Spoken]
I… I understand… It's just…

[Undyne]
We shall breach the surface world, destroy the human scum!
[Spoken]
And if you have a PROBLEM with that… maybe the Royal Guard isn't for you!

[Papyrus]
I… I… I'll help, Undyne! Any way I can!

[Undyne]
Good! Knew I could count on you! Hop to it! CAN YOU HEAR ME, HUMAN? IT'S HUNTING SEASON! And I do NOT lose my catch!