Questions Wander Over Yonder

Текст песни "Questions — Wander Over Yonder"

*Wander
*: The heart of a lady
Is a mysterious thing
That scientists have wrestled with for years...
*Hater
*: "Wait. What's happening?"
*Wander*: Your approach so far has lacked
A certain gentlemanly tact.
It's time to reassess your presentation
Redirect your conversations with...
Her...
*Hater*: "I have no idea what you're singing about."
*Wander*: "What I mean is..."
Ask....her...a...question!
*Hater*: A question?
*Wander*: Something about herself,
A question!
*Hater*: A question?
*Wander*: You gotta focus on someone else.
A question!
*Hater*: A question?
*Wander*: Something to show her
That you'd really like to get to know her,

Then listen...
*Hater*: Listen?!
*Wander*: Hear what she has to say
And follow up...
*Hater*: Huh?
*Wander*: With some follow-up repartee
Then listen...
*Hater*: More listening?!
*Wander*: Always remember
There's a heart inside that scary armor.
There's no shortage of fellas... (*Watchdogs*: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.
A question.
*Hater*: Again?!
*Wander*: Something about herself,
A question.
*Hater*: I did!
*Wander*: You gotta focus on someone else.
If you wanna win her,
Show some interest in her.
If you wanna date her,
Try to formulate a question.
"Alright, Hater. Give it a shot!"
*Hater*: "Um, okay. Have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am?"
*Wander*: "No!"
"(ZAP!)"
*Hater*: "Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator? You do!"
*Wander*: "Try again."
"(ZAP!)"
*Hater*: "What's your favorite..."
*Wander*: "Uh-huh?"
*Hater*: "...one of my many, many outstanding traits? Mine's my humility!"
*Wander*: "No! From the top!"
There's no shortage of fellas... (*Watchdogs*: No shortage of fellas...)
Who prattle on and on about themselves... (On and on about themselves...)
Flex their muscles or pump up their chests
Well, that's a perfect way to bore a lady to death.
*Sylvia*: "Wander, can you hold the singing for just five for minutes?"