JP Pokemon (Poker Face parody)

Текст песни "JP — Pokemon (Poker Face parody)"

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I wanna a Bulbasaur, I wanna Squirtle please
Shoot it, blast it, shock it, spray it. Attack that Butterfree (I caught it)
My grass type beat you water, yeah Im going for the kill,
And if you use your Psyduck I will use my Victreebel

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
My Meowth is hot, your Persian is not
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
My Lickitung wants to lick yo

Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)

P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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I wanna Marowak, I want a Hitmonlee
Digletts such a bitch, and I already got Chancey
Mr. Mime and Poliwag, I already got two
You know I wear a rubber when Im catchin Pikachu

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I get Oak hot, show him what I caught
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
My Lickitung still lickin yo

Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)

P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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If I ever catch a Pichu
I wont tell
Its electric, Drowzees psychic
Gyarados
Is kinda scary
Not a sweet Clafairy

Jigglypuff is so highm mantinence
Then theres Jinx, whos kinda racist yeah
I promise this, promise this
My Pokeballs are so marvelous

Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)

Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)

Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch, gotta catch
I got to catch dem Pokemon
(Hes gotta catch em all)

P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-pokemon
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