Wilbur Soot I'm in love with E-Girl

Текст песни "Wilbur Soot — I'm in love with E-Girl"

[Intro: Various Newscasters]
"Now, it was designed to be a fun way of sending your friends images"
"Innocently enough, just about video games"
"Connect people from around the world"
"He was robbed while trying to meet up with a woman he met "
"What makes the app so concerning for parents-"

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Well, it's 2:45pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read
What's popping?
What's popping?

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
She’s beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

[Pre-Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
With an e-girl (Mmm-mmm-mmm)
I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl (Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
Mom took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
Did you know I've also got depression?
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

[Pre-Chorus: Chevy]
I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I'll
Find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me
And I think you're a maniac
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's completely block all contact

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

[Monologue: Wilbur Soot]
Mom took away my PS4
I've said it so many times before
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
These every little slights and insurrections
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps
Disbelief heads suspension

[Outro: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police interventions
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs