The Stupendium The Fright Before Christmas (A Cappella)

Текст песни "The Stupendium — The Fright Before Christmas (A Cappella)"

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VERSE 1
This time every year
I am forced to face my fears
As hoards of evil villains come to stay
Smiling ear to ear
Spreading blood and gore and cheer
Instead of killing things in their video games
But this Christmas Eve as I scrolling through my Steam
Waiting for it all to start again
Darkness fills the screen and every pixel starts to scream
I think this year I get to go to them

Bendy and the Wendigo
Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over
Cocoa from SCP-294
Whilst Boris and Alice Angel
Help King Dice set the tables
And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks
Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide and seek
Piggy’s hiding on the table with an apple in her teeth
Granny’s sitting by the fire just trying to get some sleep
And Cartoon Cat is in her lap but won’t fit on the seat

CHORUS
This isn’t typically the sort of Christmas I’d enjoy
I was sat at my computer then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed
But they’re all too preoccupied with opening their toys
364 days a year they’re rather vicious
There’s not much time off in the murder business
But now the Keeper’s leavin’ giblets on the plate with Santa’s biscuits
Here upon the Fright before Christmas

VERSE 2
The Rake has gone ice skating
Whilst the puppets do the baking
And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair
Crewmates and Impostors
Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters
But each time I look there’s one less crewmate there
The Evil Nun and Hell Priests hold a special midnight service
To ancient gods and devils, there’s like 30 different versions
Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus
And if you’re thirsty then Francis York Morgan brought a thermos

CHORUS
364 days a year they’re rather vicious
Fate assures me by New Year it’s back to business
Frank Whittle sounds familiar but I’m sure it’s just coincidence
Here upon the Fright before Christmas

VERSE 3
Tasi Trianon and the Carrion
Are sitting watching Carry On films
Whilst it’s still their turn on the TV
As the Neighbor and Nemesis
Wait to play on the Genesis
For speed run tips from Sonic.exe
The Glamrock Fazbear gang have got that rocking Christmas sound
But Vanny seems to know my name and it’s freaking me out
The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around
Then Siren Head comes carolling and blows them all back down

CHORUS
This isn’t typically the sort of Christmas I’d enjoy
I was sat at my computer then I slid into the void
Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed
But they’re all too preoccupied with opening their toys
364 days a year they’re rather vicious
There’s not much time off in the murder business
Monika and Yandere-chan are still fighting over my gifts as
We celebrate the Fright before Christmas

BRIDGE
I wake up at my computer after all the festive cheer
Wondering if I’ll get to see my friends again next year
As though they’re really popular it’s evidently clear
That after doing three of these I’m all out of ideas

CHORUS
364 days a year they’re rather vicious
There’s not much time off in the murder business
I’ll need a new sanity meter after all the things I’ve witnessed
Here upon the Fright before Christmas
Here upon the Fright before Christmas
Here upon the Fright before Christmas