MandoPony Student Of Celestia (Jesus Of Suburbia MLP Parody)

Текст песни "MandoPony — Student Of Celestia (Jesus Of Suburbia MLP Parody)"

I am tolerance and love
A student of Celestia
I told her of, Nightmare Moon above
Coming down for revenge on us...
But I'm supposed to make some friends
No one ever taught me
How to get a life
And I'm not all right
Nightmare Moon will come tonight

But there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
But the Princess just can't see
She won't believe in me.

Met a mare named Applejack
Almost had a heart attack
Her family tree is bigger than the sea
And I just wanted to get away
Then I had a massive crash
Falling into Rainbow Dash
She made it rain,
So I couldn't complain,
She washed the mud out of my mane

And there's nothing wrong with me
This is how I'm supposed to be
But the Princess just can't see
She won't believe in me.

At the center of a town
Called Ponyville
I found a boutique named "Carousel"
And a pony named Rarity

But then Spike fell in love with
That little dame
And his young dragonheart
Never was the same
She was just too pretty

Ponyville ahead
I should really be studying instead of
Tryin' to make friends in this place
Ponies filled with dread,
By the end of the celebration today
Nightmare Moon could show her face

My teacher told me to
Find the pony with songs
She said me and her would get along
I think that was just a lie

Because I didn't say much
And I quickly learned,
The little pony would run
From anything she heard
Her name was Fluttershy

(Get those hooves up!)

Ponyville ahead
I should really be studying instead of
Tryin' to make friends in this place
(one more time!)
Ponies filled with dread,
By the end of the celebration today
Nightmare Moon could show her face

Every pony in this town
Every pony in this town
Every pony in this town's crazy (4x)

They're all crazyyyyy!!!

Everypony in Ponyville
Threw me a party, now I'm feelin' ill
I just wanna be by myself
Wanna get the books off the shelf
I'll study every single book I bought
From Fillydelphia and Canterlot
I am the very best disciple of
The princess of Equestria

But all the ponies
In this town are all crazy
All the ponies
In this town are all...
Are all crazy! (5x)

Dear Princess Tia are you listening?
I sent a letter but your reply is missing
Are we all doomed to the fate I fear?
Will Nightmare Moon return to take away our cheer?

Oh Princess hurry please and listen to my plea...
I can't do this alone, I need you to hurry
A dark and dreary fate awaits us all
When did you lose faith in your Twilight Sparkle?

To live, eternally
In night, in tragedy
Tonight, she's coming back
To bring unending black

And why, from the sky
Does Rainbow Dash call me a spy?

Elements, of harmony
It's what we all need
So we run, to save pony-kind
The elements we must find

And I, Twilight
Will save us all from the night
But I, Twilight
Can't find what I need to find
No, not this time...

I feel something inside
When I start to realize
The elements of harmony
Are deep inside us all
To my happiest surprise
Now we'll save everypony!

Together....
Together...
Together...
We'll save everypony!