Jeeves and Wooster Bertie & Gussie: Tweet Tweet & Ever so goosey

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BERTIE: One, two, three, four!

Some people make a fuss when a thing goes wrong,
Some start to swear and cuss, others sing a song.
I don't do either, that's all napoo,
When a thing goes wrong with me,
This is what I do:

I lift up my finger and I say
tweet-tweet,
shush-shush,
now-now,
come-come.
I don't need to linger when I say
tweet-tweet,
shush-shush…

GUSSIE: Stop! Are you mad? Do you think I’m going to stand up in front of people and sing “Tweet-tweet, ha-ha, hee-hee”?
BERTIE: No. The second one's shush-shush.
GUSSIE: What does it all mean?
BERTIE: Well, it’s the absolute dernier cri, Gussie. As cris go, this is as dernier as you can get.
GUSSIE: It’s absolute gibberish!
BERTIE: Well, if you want intellectual content, now, this is the one. Right. Here we go:

How do you feel when you marry your ideal?
Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooseeeey!
How do you feel when the bells begin to peal?
Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooooseeeey!

Walking up the aisle, in a kind of daze,
Do you get the wind up when the organ plays?

How do you feel when the parson's done the deal?
Ever so goosey goosey goosey gooooooseeeeey!

GUSSIE: Oh, l like that. That's very good! Let me have a go.