Epic Rap Battles of History The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD

Текст песни "Epic Rap Battles of History — The Final Battle. Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD"

[EpicLLOYD]
This is one vid kid that you won’t ever survive.
I’ll beat you, dislike you then unsubscribe

You’ll be good at rapping someday I promise bro.
But for now just stike to editing that gay @ss Monday show.

I’ll slaughter your water color unicorns eat’em for breakfast.
Then leak to Youtube, your middle name is Alexis.

I can tell you’re scared just from the body language I’m reading
You should start leaving – look your hairline’s already retreating

Nice Peter? Who’s that?

No one gives two sh^ts! Everyone knows your page is just the place the rap battles live.

Dude you’re really huge on Youtube. You got a great career.
But remember you got famous off of my idea.

[Nice Peter]
The battles were your idea to start with that’s no lie.
But I’m the one who had the brains to let a midget play the bad guys.

Look at you! Or let me just tell you what I see.
You’re a short little sidekick. I’ll call you mini-me.

I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler.
Take the mustache away you look like Bette Midler.

You big tooth chompy face, horse looking prick.
You and Bill O’Reilly can both suck my d&ck.

[EpicLLOYD]
You’re taller than I am but you look up to me.
The guy who got you your first job in comedy.

[Nice Peter]
I wrote your best verses for you let you scream on the chorus.
You’ve got as much music talent as Chuck f&cking Norris.


[EpicLLOYD]
You a musician? That’s kinda stretching.
You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression

[Nice Peter]
You look like a thumb. Where’d you even come from?
It’s like I’m battle rapping a fat version of Gollum.

[EpicLLOYD]
I’m gonna knock you right outta your little Superman socks.
You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG’s jock.

[Nice Peter]
Man, you don’t even have to say that kind of sh&t. F&ck the rap battles and you. I quit!