MLP The Brony Song

Текст песни "MLP — The Brony Song"

It's not easy being a brony...
Both my parents and my friends don't understand.
They say ponies aren't for boys -
That I shouldn't buy these toys -
That I need to toughen up and be a man...

It's not easy being a brony...
But especially a brony who's a girl...
The attention's all on guys!
Why can no one realize that
There are pegasisters all around the world?

I can't make it to the meet-ups
Or contribute brony art...
I'm straight,
But my family thinks I'm gay!
I'd by shirts but I'm too cheap -
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep!
And I can't pull off
A Pinkie Pie cosplay!

Why can't I hug Fluttershy?
"My Little Dashie" made me cry...
When will pony clothes
Come in my size?!

I don't see what all the fuss is,
I just watch it for the plot!
Every week,
I get trolled by Tara Strong!
All my feelings are conflicting
Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping!
iTunes, why you no have any pony songs?!

I'll always love the show I choose,
Despite the stories on Fox News.
I'm Twilightlicious!
And I love Derpy Hooves!

Life can be hard for a brony,
But our show's the very best you'll ever see!
And the world will soon discover
A great show that's like no other!
Join the herd!
Watch MLP!