Borat Kazakhstan National Anthem

Текст песни "Borat — Kazakhstan National Anthem"

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world!
All other countrys are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It's length thirty metre width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold:
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in world,
We invented toffee and trouser belts.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,
Except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From Plains of Tarashenk to northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader,
From junction with the testes to tip of its face.