Shane Dawson Hello Kitty (Avril Lavigne parody)

Текст песни "Shane Dawson — Hello Kitty (Avril Lavigne parody)"

I am thirty and I'm wearing
A tutu of candy
Did I mention that I'm thirty?

I went the Supercuts and asked them to fuck my head up and
Look what this bitch did to me!
(Ha ha ha girl you dumb!)
I used to make a music
And dress like a punk, now
Looks like a blind stylist dressed me!
(Yes, queen, you look great!)
This video is fucking racist
But it's okay, because I pay these
Asian chicks to dance behind me
(We want to kill ourselves)
This is probably the worst thing
I have ever done in my life
And I married that Nickelback guy
(Ew, ew, gross!)

Did I mention that I'm thirty?
Yes, I'm fucking thirty
And I'm wearing accessories I got from Claire's
I never smiling 'cause on the inside I'm dying
Please, take me out of my misery

(No, you have ten more years!)

Now, it's time for dubstep music
Made by a fifty year old white guy
(Hey, isn't this what's the kids like?)
They also like when I butcher Japanese

Jing Jong Wong Jing Dong Dong Ding Dong
That means 'Go buy my new song'
Ding Ding Wang Wang Ding Ding Ding Chi
That means... 'Holy shit, I'm thirty!'

Holy shit, I'm thirty
And I am ma-married
All enough to have babies
Oh my god, I'm fucking thirty!
Oh my god, I'm thirty!
Oh my god...
Oh my god!
OH MY GOD!

Midlife breakdown

Look at me, I'm eating suchi
I like to make my eyes all Japanesey
Jing Jow Jong Chi Dong Chi Dong Chi
Sure, you can have my new CD

Hey there Miley, Miley
Are you jelly, jelly
On my stupid fucking video?
I made a checklist of
All the stupid stuff
You did in yours and I think we're tied

(- The world only needs one stupid crazy talentless whore, and that's me!
- Yeah!
- Wow! Or I’m really fucking high right now or there is a set of Asian quadruples standing front of me?
- Both!
- Oh, yeah!)