Улица Сезам The Internet is for porn

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Kate: The internet is really really great.
Trekkie: For porn.
Kate: I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait.
Trekkie: For porn.
Kate: Huh?
There’s always some new site,
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: I browse all day and night.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The internet is for porn.
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The internet is for porn.
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!

Kate: Tre-e-ekkie!
Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster.
Kate: You are ruining my song!
Trekkie: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to.
Kate: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Me no talkie.
Kate: Good.

Kate: I’m glad we have this new technology,
Trekkie: For porn.
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
Trekkie: For por… oops, sorry.
Kate: Right from you own desktop,
Trekkie: For…
Kate: You can research, browse and shop,
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop.
Trekkie: For porn!
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The internet is for porn!
Kate: No-o-o…
Trekkie: The internet if for porn!
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn
To porn, porn, porn!

Kate: That’s gross you’re a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No really, your a pervert.
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet.
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea.
Ready normal people?
Normal People: Readу… Ready… Ready…
Trekkie: Let me hear it!

Trekkie and guys: The internet is for porn!
Princeton: Sorry, Kate.
Trekkie and guys: The internet is for porn!
Princeton: I masturbate!
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Kate: The internet is not for porn!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, p…
Kate: Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks .
Rob: That’s correct.
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweetbirthday card.
Princeton: True!
Trekkie: Oh, but, Kate,
What you think he do… after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah.
Kate: Eeewwww!

Trekkie and guys: The internet is for porn!
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The internet is for porn!
Kate: I hate porn!
Trekkie and guys: Grab your dick and double click,
Kate: I hate you, men!
Trekkie and guys: For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) Porn, porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I’m leaving!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn,
Porn, porn, porn, porn!
Kate: I hate the internet!
Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn!

Trekkie: The internet is for…
Trekkie and some: The internet is for…
Trekkie and all: The internet is for PORN!
Trekkie: Yeah!