Family Guy Live in Vegas - All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks

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Peter:
On Monday I had drinks with Barney Rubble
We hit a couple divy little bars
We noticed there was quite a lovely lady
Sitting at the table next to ours
Now Barney, who was pretty friggin' wasted
Got up and stumbled over with a groan
He said: "Hey, just between us, my neanderthalic
penis is as massive as a stegosaurus bone!

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Meg:Did Barney really say that?
Peter:Oh, yeah! He is a bastard.
Lois:Wow!
Peter:An-And he really does not give a damn about the feelings of women!
Ah, aah.. it's Sad! It's really sad...
Brian:Well you think that's bad, listen to this

One day I met an ape of great charisma
Magilla the Gorilla was his name
He wore a little hat and matching bowtie
A fashion witch has brought him great acclaim
I said: "What do you see as your career-peak?
Of all your many flashy escapades.
He said: "Well this is funky,
but you're looking at the monkey who s responsible for bringing you the AIDS.

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Peter:So he s the cold prick?
Stewie:I say that is just awful!
Lois:Okay, okay! Listen to this little gin

I had a conversation at a party
With famous Rabbit Hunter Elmer Fudd
He told me I just had to see his rifle
And dropped it at the table with a thud
I said to him:It s quite a lovely firearm.
He told me his fianc? likes it to
He said:This maybe corny but it really gets me horny when
I press it to her temple while we screw!

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Peter:Aw, God! That is one sick bastard!
Stewie:Euw, you re not kidding?
Brian:Yeah, thateehthat stuff s kindaagainst the law to, I think.
Chris:Well, I got one that s even worse than that

On Friday-night I went to get some candy
Some soda and some chips and other stuff
Along the way I passed a little alley
And there I saw that K-9 called McGruff
I said to him:Hey! You re that famous crime dog!
He said:
I only work from nine to five! And now it s closeten-ishand I
got a job to finishcause as you can see this hooker s still alive!

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Meg:That s awful!
Stewie:Uh! Imagine McGruff beating up hookers!
Peter:He is a dickHe is a DICK!
Stewie:Yes, yes! He s a nasty Cartoon, but I can top thatListen to this!

One day as I was strolling through the forest
I happened on some mushroom covered turf
And there from underneath a patro-fungus
Emerged the one and only Papa Smurf
He said:This is our secret mushroom village!
I said:Then I m the first to see these views?
He said:I m only kidding,cause we only keep it hidden from the Asians,
Adams, Faggots, Blacks and Jews!

All Cartoons are fuckin' dicks
They get their kicks from being pricks
It's a quirk, we just can't fix
'Cause all cartoons are fuckin' dicks

Lois:That Papa Smurf sounds like a monster!
Stewie:Oh, he s a dirty, nasty racist and a bigot and homophobe,
and do you know what I did when I got home?
Brian:What?
Stewie:I called up Gargamel and I told him where the village is!

[LAUGHTER]

Peter:That s sweeeeet
Meg:Can I go next?
Lois:Of course, sweetie!
Meg: