The Pilot Kids Kiss Me, I'm A DJ

Текст песни "The Pilot Kids — Kiss Me, I'm A DJ"

VERSE 1
It’s been a minute since the seventh grade, hasn’t it?
I think our last interaction was after middle school band practice.
I was that dude that you were laughing at.
You played the flute, I played the clarinet.

You caught me staring in your direction and you told your friends
and I was so embarrassed that I told the nurse to send me home cuz I was sick.
Wrote you this latter saying “Sorry if I creeped you out, but
I just think you’re beautiful and I didn’t mean to freak you out!”

Your boyfriend? I wasn’t half as tall as him.
And he would school me on the court when we played basketball in gym.
And I would compensate by rapping and creating little beats.
Sold my shit for 5 bucks, but I gave you one for free.

Well— yesterday I got this inbox on Facebook
from you saying “Jonny, we haven’t talked in ages!”
and you miss me.
You heard my shit and you just want me to know you’re listening.
Well, isn’t that funny baby?

Cuz actually, my pad’s fully booked.
I can’t even keep track of these bitches!
You mad honey?
You probably wanna—

CHORUS
Kiss me, I’m a DJ
and I been makin’ music since
before you even knew that shit was cool
Who’s the fool now?
Cuz next time that you see me
you’ll be in the crowd screamin’ out my name

POST-CHORUS
(*scratching*)

VERSE 2
I can’t believe it’s happening again!
This time it’s even worse, she was actually my friend.
We were 16, on the same track team.
She was like 5’9”, I was like 5’3”.

And I get it— we would have looked off with each other,
cuz I really kind of looked like your little brother.
But you didn’t have to lie and say we didn’t hook up,
when you know damn well that we did, for a month!

During lunch, we met under the stairwell.
You gave me head once and told me not to dare tell.
We didn’t talk at all during college,
I heard you’re an alcoholic and you failed out!

Now you’re like, “I heard you got signed and you’re moving to LA!”
Yeah, something like that— yo, remember tenth grade?
When you showed me what it felt like to straight up get played?
Now you see me getting paid, so you wanna get laid?

You’re lame to an insane degree.
Now you’re less ashamed of me?
Ho, you plain’ make believe!
You’re never gonna—

CHORUS
Kiss me, I’m a DJ
and I been makin’ music since
before you even knew that shit was cool
Who’s the fool now?
Cuz next time that you see me
you’ll be in the crowd screamin’ out my name

VERSE 3
I kind of get the feeling that this is the last time I’ll ever be able to live in the past.
And what I mean is— my regular life is fleeting,
cuz everything I’ve been seeing is quite different than (last night).
(Last night) people were treating me like shit in a bag.
Why is it that, as I climb up on this ladder, I find getting the cash is why bitches react?
If I’m living too fast, I might just hit the gas!
Might get in a crash!
Slice myself in half!
Wipe my fucking hands, then try that shit again!
I don’t give a damn! Get off of the freeway!
I am not a DJ, I am in a band!

("Yeah! Instruments! You know we got instruments!”)

CHORUS
Kiss me, I’m a DJ
and I been makin’ music since
before you even knew that shit was cool
Who’s the fool now?
Cuz next time that you see me
you’ll be in the crowd screamin’ out my name
(x2)

(“You snooze, you lose.”)